Bridge, I would be much obliged if you would either silence your dog or at least keep him on a leash. I couldn't sleep AGAIN last night, and I'm sure it wasn't helped by him imitating my personal herd of rainbow sheep.

I know I'm not the only one having sleeping problems- is this a widespread thing, or are the ones who have spoken up just unlucky?

What happened to my sword?!

I can't fight like this!

[[OOC: Sky's sword has become the Soft Attack Shadow Saber, a harmless foam toy.]]